29th, November 2032


The photographer trio are set to take on a photo assignment to Ireland. Cory and Patricia will have to head on over to Zucchini's place to stay the nights there, Colette is housesitting for Cucumber & Pickles, Vicki is of course home with Sierra. 


Cory: Where are you going, mom?
Cucumber: Me and dad are going to Ireland.
Patricia: Can we go?
Pickles: My apologies, Patricia, but this is a business trip for mommy and daddy.
Patricia: Darn it!
Cory: So, you're gonna leave us here? Who the heck's gonna take care of us?
Patricia: Yeah!
Cucumber: Well, you two will be sleeping over at-
Cory: No! I don't wanna go to Vicki's! She's mean and stinky!
Patricia: She is not!
Cucumber: Let me finish, what I was going to say is, you two are staying at aunt Zuke's house.
Cory: Phew! Thank goodness for that!
Pickles: And Zuke will be here in a little bit. Promise us you'll be on your best behaviour, comprende?
Cory: We will! I love aunt Zuke and that big elephant guy!
Patricia: I agree!

A minute has passed, Zucchini drives to Cucumber's place to pick Cory and Patricia up, they both run to Zucchini's car with their things packed for them to stay a couple nights. Colette is walking down the street to Cucumber's place so she can housesit her house so it doesn't get robbed or broken. 

Zucchini: There's my two favourite kids!
Cory & Patricia: Aunt Zuke!
Zucchini: Get in the back.
(Cory & Patricia sit in the back seat and put their seatbelts on)
Zucchini: You two ready?
Cory: Yeah!
Cucumber: Thank you so much for looking after my kids, sis.
Zucchini: Anything for my big sister! Good luck on your trip!
Cucumber: You be good, kids.
Patricia: We will, mommy!
Pickles: Don't have too much fun!
Cory: Right..

Zucchini waves at Cucumber & Pickles driving away to Zucchini's house, Colette arrives at the house at waves at Cucumber & Pickles.

Colette: Bonjour!
Cucumber: Hi, Colette! (Hugs her)
Colette: Cucumber! Cornichon!
Pickles: Hey, Colette! Come to hold down the fart?
Cucumber: Fort.
Pickles: My mistake. I meant fort.
Colette: (Laughs) Oui! I will make sure nothing bad happens to your house.
Cucumber: If you need a TV dinner, you know where they are.
Colette: Have you forgotten? I'm vegetarian.
Cucumber: Ohhh, anyways. Salads are in the fridge.
Colette: Merci.
Cucumber: Wish us luck!


Cucumber, Pickles and Vinegar are boarding the plane to Ireland. After they landed in Ireland, Cucumber's cell phone started to ring, it was Editor Eleanor calling her.


Editor Eleanor: Hey, Cucumber! Did you three land yet?
Cucumber: You bet we did! We're in Ireland now.
Editor Eleanor: Remember, please take good pictures there, okay?
Cucumber: We won't let you down, Eleanor! I promise I'll take good pictures there! (Puts the cellphone over to Pickles)
Pickles: We'll make you proud! (Passes the cellphone to Vinegar)
Vinegar: Me too, sweet cheeks!
Editor Eleanor: Excuse me?
Vinegar: Oh, me too, sweet pics.. of Ireland!
Editor Eleanor: (Chuckles) Alright, thanks guys! I'll see you whenever!
Cucumber: Thanks!

After Editor Eleanor hung up the telephone, a visitor came knocking on Editor Eleanor's office door, she tells the person to come in, and just to her surprise, it was Darcy (formerly known as "Phantom") who came to visit her.

Editor Eleanor: Darcy!
Darcy: Eleanor!
Editor Eleanor: What are you doing here?
Darcy: Oh, just came to visit me friend.
Editor Eleanor: I'm glad to see you, I'll never forget that day you saved my favourite photographers.
Darcy: Yeah.
Editor Eleanor: I couldn't thank you enough for it. 
Darcy: Also, has some of your workers been feeling down lately?
Editor Eleanor: Well.. they're retiring next year, so they would really love something to relieve their worries.
Darcy: Might I suggest yoga?
Editor Eleanor: Good idea, but you'll probably have to hire a yoga instructor.
Darcy: Yeah. 
Editor Eleanor: But they won't be back until December.
Darcy: That's only a few days away.
Editor Eleanor: Right you are. I'll let you know when they head back, okay?
Darcy: Alright, good to see you, Eleanor. (Hugs her)
Editor Eleanor: (Hugs back)

Darcy walks out the office door with a smile on her face after seeing her former sorority sister from university. Cucumber, Pickles & Vinegar have been taking photos in Ireland until they bumped into a friend of their's, it was Alexi Bunwasser, she hasn't seen Cucumber nor Pickles in years.

Alexi: Cucumber? Pickles? and.. Vinegar..?
Cucumber: Alexi? Is that you?
Alexi: Ja! Gutter Gott! I haven't seen you three in ages!
Cucumber: Same here! (Hugs Alexi tight)
Alexi: Ohhh! You hug so tight! I miss you too! You're still beautiful when old, Cucumber!
Cucumber: Awww, thank you!
Alexi: Are you here for photos?
Cucumber: Yeah.
Alexi: Want to go to this bar?
Pickles: But, I've been sober for 7 years.
Alexi: It's an occasion! Come on, guys!

Alexi leads the photographer trio to a nearby Irish bar, and they take a seat for beers to drink. Vinegar was the first to chug a pint of beer. Cucumber was the second, and Pickles was the third. He hasn't had beer in several years, so he made a sentimental smirk on his face after he took a sip from his pint of beer.

Cucumber: (Hiccups and burps)
Vinegar: Scuse you!
Alexi: How's your beer, Cucumber?
Cucumber: Pretty good.
Alexi: Ever tried the slippery nipple?
Cucumber: The what?
Alexi: That's just a cocktail.
Cucumber: A cocktail? I'll try it.
Alexi: Okie!

Alexi orders a slippery nipple cocktail just for Cucumber, the bartender crafts the cocktail, and hands it to Cucumber. She sniffs it and takes a quick sip of the cocktail, she shrugged because she doesn't think it's bad. After the trio along with Alexi drank a few beers, they go to their hotel room, Vinegar hasn't even booked a hotel room, so Alexi was nice enough for Vinegar to stay in her hotel room with her. So Vinegar kept silent about the fact that he's staying with another girl so Sierra doesn't get mad about it.

It was break time for Cucumber & Pickles, Pickles suggests surfing the internet on Cucumber's laptop. They search for videos to watch on the internet, they ended up watching a porn video. Pickles felt astonished that it was pornographic, he hasn't even watched porn in a while, same goes with Cucumber. In the middle of the video playing, Pickles grows a boner in his pants and Cucumber's vagina moistens in her panties, so they both get naked and start masturbating to that video.

Pickles: Ohhh, Cucumber.. we haven't done anything like this in years.
Cucumber: But here we are now..
Pickles: Ohhh.. (Stroking his penis more)
Cucumber: (Fingering her vagina more)
Pickles: Are you enjoyin' this, Cucumber?
Cucumber: Yeahhh!
Pickles: Good.. (Keeps stroking his penis)
Cucumber: (Keeps fingering her vagina)

Minutes later, Pickles is on the verge of ejaculation, so he keeps stroking his penis faster and faster until shots of semen spews out of his penis, in fact, a bunch of cream loads coming out. Cucumber ended up squirting from all the fingering and they breathed in relief loudly. 

Pickles: Good lord, I haven't came like this in years.
Cucumber: Same..
Pickles: Just like old times. (Kisses Cucumber)
Cucumber: Yeah, old times. (Kisses Pickles)
Pickles: (Tongue kiss)
Cucumber: (Tongue kiss)


In Alexi's hotel room, Alexi starts to get naked and teases Vinegar for entertainment. She starts off by shaking her booty at Vinegar. Already, Vinegar starts to have a sense of arousal with a boner growing from his pants. Alexi keeps shaking her booty at Vinegar until he starts begging for intercourse. Alexi notices Vinegar's erection from his pants and she starts undressing Vinegar and his penis points high up all erect. Alexi puts a condom on Vinegar's penis, because she can't do it raw as she's concerned. Alexi starts off by performing a fallatio by putting her mouth onto Vinegar's penis and starts sucking. Vinegar couldn't stop twitching from the blowjob Alexi is performing, and she gradually starts picking up speed on the sucking.

About a minute later from all the sucking, Vinegar ejaculates a ton causing the condom to fill up like a water balloon. Alexi was surprised from how much semen Vinegar filled in the condom, she removes the condom off his penis and Vinegar asks for more. Alexi found another condom packet, puts it on Vinegar's still-hard penis, and this time, Alexi spreads her vagina for Vinegar to place it in. Vinegar places his penis into Alexi's vagina and starts thrusting back and forth. Alexi moaned beautifully as she's having intercourse with Vinegar with her boobs swinging like flags and her booty clapping and jiggling like jello. Vinegar is so far enjoying it and picks up speed smacking her booty occasionally. About another minute later, Vinegar ejaculates again and filled up the condom with semen, this time, it's more semen that he let out than last time. Alexi was so surprised over the fact how much Vinegar ejaculates, so her and Vinegar start to lay down from the exhausting activity they had together.

In the middle of Cucumber & Pickles making love, Cucumber's timer went off as her break time is up telling her and Pickles to get back to work.

Pickles: Ah, dammit!
Cucumber: Times up!
Pickles: Can't believe it's been already 30 minutes.
Cucumber: Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're having fun.
Pickles: You can say that again.
Cucumber: Alright, let's go take more photos.
Pickles: Sure thing, babe.

Cucumber & Pickles resume taking pictures of Ireland, but they got rudely interrupted by some tourist fox. He was just picking on Cucumber and shaming her age.

Fox: Hey, lady! Aren't you too old to be a photographer! Hey! I'm talking to you, stupid dog!
Cucumber: ?
Fox: Are you deaf?! I'm talking to you!
Cucumber: Excuse me, who the hell are you?!
Fox: What's it to ya?
Cucumber: Tell me who you are.
Fox: Ummm.. fuck you.
Cucumber: Get out of my sight, you turd knocker.
Fox: Hey, shit pants! You have no right.
Cucumber: I have the right to tell you off, and to take photos.
Fox: And you must be the infamous Cucumber.
Cucumber: Infamous my ass.
Fox: You fucking suck.
Cucumber: No, you do! Now go away! Who needs you?
Fox: (Pokes Cucumber)
Cucumber: Ow!
Fox: Old hag!
Pickles: Hey! Nobody calls my wife an old hag!!
Fox: Ha! You gonna let your husband fight your battles for ya?
Cucumber: And you think you have the right to get in the way of us and insult us for no reason? Leave us all alone at once!
Fox: Pussy!
Cucumber: Dumbass!
Fox: Bitch! 
Cucumber: Asshole!
Fox: Skank!
Cucumber: Berk!
Fox: Moron!
Cucumber: Loser!
Fox: Peckerhead!
Cucumber: Uneducated douchebag!
Fox: Negro!
Cucumber: (Gasp)
Fox: Ha! I beat ya!
Cucumber: You will pay for this you piece of shit!
Fox: Try me, whore.
Cucumber: Oh, I will try you alright, you racist fuck! (Kicks the fox hard in the balls)
Fox: OWWWW!!
Cucumber: Take that! (Punches him in the face)
Fox: You stupid bitch!
Cucumber: Says the one who's racist!
Fox: I hate Africans!
Cucumber: Either get out of our sight right now, or I'm calling the fuzz!
Pickles: Hey, you! What's that?
Fox: What's what? (Looks where Pickles is pointing)
Pickles: (Kicks the fox in the face)
Fox: (Knocked out)
Cucumber: That'll teach him.
Pickles: Now there's another thing we haven't done in years, getting trolled.
Cucumber: And it's some dumb fox trolling me.
Pickles: Let's go.
Cucumber: Yeah. (Walks away from that fox)
Fox: One more thing! (Moons the photographers)
Pickles: Augh! What a filthy ass!
Cucumber: Gross! Clean your ass, you sicko!
Pickles: It looks like a baby's vagina.
Fox: Don't call my ass a baby's va- first of all, why do you know what a baby's vagina looks like, you sick motherfucker?!
Pickles: I've had a baby! I have a daughter and a son!
Fox: Your wife should've caught Zika!
Pickles: Why you little-
Cucumber: Pickles, come on.

Cucumber and Pickles walk a few yards away from that fox who's been bullying Cucumber to get away from him. They start to wonder where Vinegar is.

Pickles: Now where the fuck's Vin?
Cucumber: No clue. He should be around here somewhere.
Pickles: Vin!
Cucumber: Vin! Where are you?
Pickles: Vinegar Wally Hollingsworth!
Vinegar: (Approaches them) Right here!
Cucumber: Oh, there you are! Where the fuck have you been?
Vinegar: Oh, I was on break, and then took some extra photos.
Pickles: Let me see them.
Vinegar: Aye aye, cousin. 

Vinegar hands Pickles his camera so he can see the photos Vinegar took. He goes to gallery mode on the camera and sees some beautiful photos of the nature and scenery of Ireland leaving him impressed.

Pickles: Not bad, not bad.
Cucumber: Not too shabby.
Vingear: Thanks, Cucumber.
Cucumber: Anytime.

Their assignment was over, Editor Eleanor was impressed from the photos they took in Ireland.

Next chapter coming...
